Birthday Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.” quote by Jim Gaffigan — Download Open image

“I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.”

Jim Gaffigan

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