Humor Quote by Jenny B. Jones

“If I ever decide to kill you, you’d be the first to know about it. (And hopefully the only person to know about it).”

— Jarod Kintz

“What you did when you were young could kill you. It just might take years to do it.”

— Courtney Milan

“Do you know what I thought when you tried to kill me? The first time? I thought, How can somebody want me dead when…

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“You may very well be the death of me one day. But what a way to go.”

— Nicole Williams

“had to tell them what happened. How it happened. How many times it happened. I am so very sorry Gaze. And now my punishment…

— Debra Anastasia

“There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, over the course of 70 years or so.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The old man laughed. Now that I did find unsettling. They always laugh right before they kill you. After the long explanation of their…

— Iain Rowan

“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Tell me why I shouldn’t kill you.”

— Josephine Angelini

“You never know who you might run into. Someone like me could do a lot of damage to someone like you," he said and…

— Stacy Claflin

“ First of all," he said, with a sly smile, "we have to kill you!”

— Darren Shan

“I guess’ will get you killed.”

— Jennifer Echols