Humor Quote by Jeff Parker

“Hank stood for some time just staring into the fire. He didn’t know how much time had passed. He just spaced out. His head…

— Aleister Davidson

“Henry unpacked the car and loaded himself up with everything they'd brought, little bags and big ones, a string tote, a knapsack. As he…

— Melissa Bank

He inclined his head at my dress. "What's the occasion?" "Homecoming," I said, twirling. "Like?" "Last I heard, Homecoming requires a date." "About that,"…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't think I ever saw Hank with anybody, say, 'Let's go write a song.' One Sunday morning we left Nashville to go to…

— Don Helms

“It wasn't until after we were pulling into the back lot of Station One that I remembered asking Hank if he wanted to have…

— Kelly Gay

“i can do things without you..”

— Marlene Dedace

“Hank Promise's niece.  But he'd talk to Mandy”

— Lisa Mondello

“(door slams open at 2:30am) "Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“Sam’s my best friend in the world. I can think of no one else I’d rather be spending my Saturdays with. No one makes…

— Elisa Lorello

“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's…

— Katja Millay

“The last time Neil saw Aaron, though, he was being led down the stairs in cuffs.”

— Nora Sakavic

“SCOTT WALDRONPEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL”

— Julie Kagawa