Divorce Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

— Robin Williams

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn.

— Alec Straub

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

— Larry the Cable Guy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

The only thing more destructive than a tornado is a family.

— Reynolds Price

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy