Ifs Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.…

— Duck Dynasty

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm kind of a closet redneck.

— Donald Trump, Jr