Funny Quote by Jaye Wells

“I just thought vampires would look, you know, vicious while drinking blood," I said. "You look like you're in kindergarten with your juice pack.”

— Wynne Channing

“I’m not doing any vampire lackey stuff.” “Fine.” “I’m only drinking your blood.” That made his smile widen. “Fine.” “That means you’re stuck with…

— Nalini Singh

“Look at me, Sarah." She did. "What ever it is, whatever is going on...it can't be that bad. I'm a vampire sweetheart. I drink…

— D.B. Reynolds

“Finally the vampire released him with another groan, sitting back on his haunches. "Your blood is steeped in power." Running his tongue over a…

— Kresley Cole

“I nipped little kisses along his jawline. God, I just couldn't keep my hands or lips off of him. "God, you are the most…

— Tish Thawer

“It’s not the type, it’s the source. I don’t drink human blood.” Her forehead creased, deepening the fine lines already visible. “But you’re a…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Well, actually, Mum, I had a date with a half vampire yesterday. He wanted me to become his fuck buddy. Oh, and he wanted…

— Joanna Mazurkiewicz

“I drank what?”

— Socrates

“then went to the refrigerator and got a small bottle full of blood.”

— Dean Koontz

“Anything else?” “Yes, a shower.” “I beg your pardon?” Pushing him back out the door, I rolled my eyes toward the ceiling. “I’m a…

— Jocelynn Drake

“I'm not a vampire" he snapped. "Well, you drink blood to live and you have retractable fangs just like your wings. I'd say that…

— Kristina Douglas

“Don’t. I’m all sweaty and bloody,” I protested. “Heavens, not sweat and blood,” he replied mockingly. I managed to smile. Smartass vampire.”

— Jeaniene Frost