Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde

“What the semicolon’s anxious supporters fret about is the tendency of contemporary writers to use a dash instead of a semicolon and thus precipitate…

— Lynne Truss

“We note our place with bookmarkers That measure what we've lost.”

— Simon and Garfunkel

“Think how the joys of reading a Gazette Are purchased by all agonies and crimes: Or if these do not move you, don't forget…

— George Gordon Byron

“We are a day away from making history, and a history towards the breaking of tommorrow.”

— Anthony Liccione

“Writing: Turning one's worst moments into profit.”

— J.P. Donleavy

“There was no single index case. It all began, and ended, too fast for that sort of record keeping to endure.”

— Mira Grant

What the semicolon's anxious supporters fret about is the tendency of contemporary writers to use a dash instead of a semicolon and thus precipitate…

— Lynne Truss

“Happy are they whose pens fly across the page; I myself hesitate, I falter. I become angry and fearful. My drive diminishes as my…

— Gustave Flaubert

“I have been told that the dying words of one famous 20th-century writer were, “I should have used fewer semicolons” – and although I…

— Lynne Truss

“Each literature bears its freight of the eclipsed; each generation shows us writers in the process of disappearing.”

— Keith Botsford

“They spent pork-barrel money like a tidal-wave sea, but no funds trickled down far enough to reach me. Our books numbered few and were…

— David Davis

“From time to time, I open a newspaper. Things seem to be proceeding at a dizzying rate. We are dancing not on the edge…

— Gustave Flaubert