Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent the wheelbarrow, to more efficiently haul around my bullshit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Thor without his flying chariot would be like a dwarf without an emergency parachute.”

— Rick Riordan

“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Helgarson won’t tell me, but it must have been bad. His fangs pop out if you just say ‘Thor’ aloud, and he hunts carpenters…

— Kevin Hearne

I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

— William Goldman

“You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.”

— Michael P. Naughton

“Ray was disappointed by the (Millenium) wheel. Too well engineered, he said. He wanted the wind in his hair and a rusty handrail and…

— Mark Haddon

“Do that thing you love until the wheels fall off!”

— Phil Wohl

“Every wheel wish to be the wheel of a car, and not of just another vehicle.”

— Amit Kalantri

“There's nothing so heavy as books, sir--unless it's bricks.”

— Graham Greene

“You don’t need wheels on your house to get somewhere better. All you need is something to give you that extra push.”

— Danielle Paige

“Jesus. I have become the thing they call the third wheel.”

— Kendare Blake