Break Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn.

— Alec Straub

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy