Elevator Pitches Quote by Jarod Kintz
““The only people who don’t need elevator pitches are elevator salesmen. I once tried to sell an elevator to a man who owned a one-story building. He didn’t buy from me, but he did sell me on the benefits of leaving his lobby without any bullet holes in my body.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: Podcast on sales humor, 2020
Elevator salesmen don’t need pitches because their product is obvious; humor highlights absurd sales scenarios.
In simple terms: Elevator salesmen need no pitches; humor shows absurdity.
Key Takeaway
Use humor to reveal product relevance.
Themes
sales
humor
communication
Mood
lighthearted
ironic
Type
anecdotal
humorous
When to use this quote
- elevator sales
- one-story buildings
- pitchless selling
Key Concepts
sales strategy
product relevance
Questions to Reflect On
- Can humor replace a pitch for complex products?
- When does humor distract from value?
A Different Perspective
Not all products benefit from humor; context matters.
