Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Thanks for cock blocking me.” I walked up to him, still naked and showing off my morning wood. “What are you my dick defender?”…

— James Cox

“Oh, I think my new slave is a wanton little slut. Aren’t you?” “No, I’m a good boy,” he moaned as he pushed his…

— Joyee Flynn

“I'd inquired him about being safe, he had reached into the drawer of the beside table and drawn out a satin-lined box of condoms.…

— April Lindner

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I hoped she used protection when getting naked with him. Chainmail underneath a hazmat suit should be enough.”

— Ann Charles

“One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to slide through…

— Tom Reynolds

“I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.”

— Nick Pageant

“Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and had my…

— Meghan March

“I took his hands, and his long fingers slid under the cuffs of my shirt to finger the first of the metal bands embedded…

— Hailey Edwards

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King

“My clutch and wrap had fallen to the floor because both my arms were around his neck, my body was plastered to his, one…

— Kristen Ashley

“Dean opened the glove compartment and took out a package of condoms. “You keep condoms in there?” I asked. “It is called the glove…

— Nina Lane