Children Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Makes me see that there might be some sense to having children after all, just so your entire life and all your family’s contributions…

— Eowyn Ivey

“But the thing about having kids is: you can’t go to pieces; you just have to keep going.”

— Helen Fielding

“Children are nothing but a problem people create and then congratulate themselves on solving.”

— Curtis Sittenfeld

“One of the great solaces of my life is that I no longer need to wonder whether I’ll have children.”

— Sarah Manguso

“Kids are amazing. The first few months, they're just like these loaves of bread that shit. You're wondering what the hell you got yourself…

— J. Courtney Sullivan

“Now I understand why women want to have children - it's simply the urge to create happiness for yourself, somehow to fill the oppressive,…

— Nina Lugovskaya

“I went into motherhood with some pretty romantic notions about what being a mom would be like. I certainly thought that raising kids would…

— Debra Sansing Woods

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Before I had kids, I always found it funny how people would talk about their children like they were the cutest things on the…

— Jennifer Miller

“We find in our children our own selves again, who might be made better than we are.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I don't know that I ever planned on having children, but it's one thing to decide you aren't going to do something and another…

— Jay Gironimi