Quote by Jarod Kintz

My girlfriend has two aliases.Clones aside, its the only time Ive ever felt like I was cheating on one person with the same person.…

— Hemantsmarty

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone over me and that hurts. And…

— Jarod Kintz

“I called to tell her I loved her, which was smart, because if I’d have done it in person, I’d have caught her with…

— Jarod Kintz

“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone were in love with…

— Jarod Kintz

“Cheating is like a girl’s maidenhead. Doesn’t matter if she’s done it once or a hundred times; she’s ruined just the same.”

— Jennifer Egan

“After dinner I wanted to talk to her about buying a clone. But that’s probably just too much for her to handle, especially since…

— Jarod Kintz

“I had never thought more that we were two halves of the same girl.”

— Heather Redmond

“I’m a murderer. I killed the conversation. She said she loved me, and I said, “If you love me, wait until you meet my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh, is that your argument? It isn’t cheating if it’s another version of me?” “I mean, it’s original at least.” This makes her laugh.…

— Blake Crouch

“She’s not my girlfriend. But I do have her.”

— Elizabeth Finn

“I don’t deceive myself. No, I get my clones to do it for me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I live with my clone: with many pats on…

— Jarod Kintz