High school Quote by Jarod Kintz

When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza sauce on…

— Nikhil Saluja

“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!”

— Eoin Colfer

“He put some more cold pizza into his face.”

— Douglas Adams

“My mother grimaces, clearly on to my BS. She’s what you’d call a health fanatic times one hundred, from the raw-ful cuisine she makes…

— Laurie Faria Stolarz

“I always say, pizza is like sex," he chimed. "There's no such thing as bad pizza. Only better.”

— Deanna Wadsworth

In my last two years in high school, my face was pocked with pimples, I stammered when I spoke; if I made a mistake,…

— Joseph L. Mankiewicz

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting horny.”

— Jarod Kintz

I want a pizza with my face on it.

— Jennifer Lawrence

“I learned it from the pizzaman.”

— Castiel

“I can smell through my nose a pizza.”

— Wyatt Parish

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

— Tom Leveen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was…

— Rodney Dangerfield