Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I wear J. Crew. But only when I go out rowing.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I don’t wear boat shoes—I wear yacht shoes. It’s not just that they’re bigger, but I had to hire a captain to take me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He always had to know who was going. I swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in the god damn… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when I'm aboard.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“All my life I have been a rower of two boats. I have been here physically and somewhere else mentally. My existence is split,… — Sadia Hakim Copy Share Image
“stopped rowing as the liquid run of that glad piping broke on him like a wave, caught him up, and possessed him utterly.” — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
