Young lady Quote by Jarod Kintz

“There appears a hinge in every young woman's life when ponies fly out of her soul, her tongue catches fire, a wet corsage falls…

— Melissa Broder

“would be if you weren’t wearing your hair in a girly little ponytail,” I say, reaching for the ends of his white hair. He…

— Laura Thalassa

“I can ride anything that wears hair,” she said,”

— Louis L'Amour

“I’ve been trying to figure something out. Why on earth would your ponytail stick straight out from your head?”

— Cidney Swanson

“I’m sorry,” I say, “your ponytail is very masculine. I feel like I’m going to grow a beard just looking at it” “Mouthy”

— Laura Thalassa

“Little kids I don't mind. Every kid wants a pony. It's grown-ups that get my robe in a knot. Stop with the begging, okay?…

— Ron Koertge

“What do you think of my hair?” It’s heaven. “It’s fine.” “You don’t like it.” He shrugs again. “I liked it long.” For half…

— Kristen Proby

“I was twelve years of age when I cut my hair short, became a highwayman, and captured husbands for both of my sisters. I…

— Stephanie Burgis

“Only a teen girl would be afraid of an evil hairstylist.”

— Simon Holt

“Ponytail girl leaned over and she and the tall boy kissed and it was carcinogen gums and magical.”

— Aimee Bender

“if he were a pony I would offer him food, stroke his ears and scratch his neck; but he curls his lip at the…

— Cathy Cassidy

“Her hair was a loose ponytail, the universal sign of not giving a fuck.”

— Andy Weir