Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get rid of it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I mean you're only 26 in couple of days, although, you are now officially closer to thirty than twenty!” — Ali Harris Copy Share Image
“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m 27. I must only be mildly retarded. Or maybe it’s gone into remission.” — David Andrew Wright Copy Share Image
“It was the first time anyone had broken up with me. It was a thing I had successfully avoided for thirty-two years.” — Melissa Febos Copy Share Image
“The only thing you have to show for a wasted or spent time is that you just realize that you are getting older.” — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
“When you’re old, do you really want to look back at your life and realize that you were never young?” — Kyra Davis Copy Share Image
“And I said well luckily I was mature and old enough to take this success at my age. It was bullshit.” — Nicholas Evans Copy Share Image
“It seemed to her that the real sign you were getting old was when you stopped needing to prove you weren’t getting old.” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“I realize thirty is just a number, that you're only as old as you feel and all that. I also realize that in the… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
“I always thought it would get easier to be a person as I aged. But it just gets more and more complicated.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image