Center of the universe Quote by Jarod Kintz

“III But may I, when alone again I have the city's crush and tangled noise-skein and the furor of its traffic all around me,…

— Rainer Maria Rilke

“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuff them in my crotch, because my erection…

— Jarod Kintz

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'

— Anonymous

We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked…

— Blink 182

I took my pants off in my 'SNL' audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had…

— Andy Samberg

“Strip to your underwear,” she told me, and I said, “D’accord.” As the woman turned to leave, she said something else, and, looking back,…

— David Sedaris

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

— Sally Rand

Nan Kempner wore one of the first Saint Laurent trouser suits to one of those fancy Madison Avenue restaurants and was denied access. She…

— Suzy Menkes

People want to be at the center of the Universe...and they're going to flock to anybody who tells them that.

— Victor J. Stenger

“if I wanted to be the center of the universe I’d have a dog.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

I am not the center of the universe. And it's a lesson that I keep having to learn; it's my ongoing work, I'd say.…

— Patrick Fabian

Hence I feel no shame in asserting that this whole region engirdled by the moon, and the center of the earth, traverse this grand…

— Nicolaus Copernicus