Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss you," I say, "but I seem to be holding this cat." Skunk lifts his hand and touches it to the… — Hilary T. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like that?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Because if there's one thing in life I can count on, it's that eventually, no matter how freaking nice that rug is under your… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“Who was there to soothe him as life’s rug was snatched from under his sleeping feet?” — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
