A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it. — Lloyd Doggett Copy Share Image
I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Your dog being sprayed by a skunk at 11pm and then proceeding to give her five baths. — Jenna Dewan Tatum Copy Share Image
“The boy raised the can to his nose and smelled, his lips wrinkling back as if he'd caught the business end of… — R.J. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I love the smell of skunks. Driving down a back road and you smell a skunk that's sprayed or been hit. I… — Dustin Lynch Copy Share Image
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help:… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
It's not the skunk's fault that he's a skunk or that he gives off this really bad stink. If I am a… — Hrithik Roshan Copy Share Image
“Dr. Stern told me that the wilderness of Carolina is alive wi’ fierce creatures—bears and wildcats and wicked panthers—and a great foul… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Many thanks for the sending me the book Biology of the Striped Skunk ... Frankly, I doubt whether I shall read it… — Roger Adams Copy Share Image
It's like fishing -- you got to get that first one in the boat. Once you get that first one, the skunk… — Dusty Baker Copy Share Image
It may be that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,' but I should be loath… — Alexander Henry Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss you," I say, "but I seem to be holding this cat." Skunk lifts his hand and touches it… — Hilary T. Smith Copy Share Image
“The hair compromise he finally agreed to is a white strip on the left side – geriatric punk, he’d whispered to himself… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
We used to have skunks that would go under our house and scratch their backs. I remember after I had my first… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
Back in the 1950s, there was a top-secret program code-named SUNTAN being conducted at a top-secret facility called Skunk Works. Its objective?… — Annie Jacobsen Copy Share Image
“One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“The ferret has an unpleasant smell. But, it is not as bad as the skunk’s smell.” — Leah Ledos Copy Share Image
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there… — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
“Here I'd finally met a good-looking man, and I was drunk as a skunk. And why a skunk, of all things? Are… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
Said a skunk to a tube-rose, "See how swiftly I run, while you cannot walk nor even creep." Said the tube-rose to… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling,… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“…One dark night, my Tudor Ford climbed the hill's skull; I watched for love-cars. Lights turned down, they lay together, hull to… — Robert Lowell Copy Share Image
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