Half Quote by Chris Farley Download Open image “In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!” — Chris Farley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Half Half Nose Kings Land Land Skunk Nose King Noses Reality Skunk Skunk Man Smell
“A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, But the stump thunk the skunk stunk.” — Riley Weber Copy Share Image
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it. — Lloyd Doggett Copy Share Image
we know by the odour that occasionally we are visited by skunks, which are not poetic but very beautiful. — Gene Stratton-Porter Copy Share Image
“The boy raised the can to his nose and smelled, his lips wrinkling back as if he'd caught the business end of a skunk.” — R.J. Lawrence Copy Share Image
There's no control in life, is there? There's only one who's in control, and He'll take me when He wants me. I don't want… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
I went down to Chicago to try to go into a place called Second City. I auditioned for that and got in pretty quickly,… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
I have a nice apartment now that's all taken care of. I make my bed every day. — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most outrageous guy in the room. In… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do.… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
When you listen to someone improvise, the notes that are played are only half the story. — Hubert Laws Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Half the misery of human life might be extinguished if men would alleviate the general curse they lie under by mutual offices of compassion,… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I genuinely did not expect more than half our nation to choose to walk away from our long-term allies into the arms of our… — Brian Reade Copy Share Image
Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a… — Rachel Johnson Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
For the glory born of Goodness Never dies, And its flag is not half-masted In the skies. — Bret Harte Copy Share Image
But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I with borrow'd silver shine, What you see is none of mine. First I show you but a quarter, Like the bow that guards… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
If you want to change something by Tuesday, theater is no good. Journalism is what does that. But, if you want to just alter… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
I usually write from the rhythm section...If a drummer got a funky beat on some things - like a half-shuffle or a shuffle or… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
