Quote by Libby Fischer Hellmann

“So a skunk humped my leg earlier.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“This stinks like a roadkill skunk.”

— Maya Banks

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“She’s as drunk as a skunk!”

— M.L. Gardner

“No use trying to cat fight with a skunk.”

— D. Michael Quinn

I'm a Dirty Skunk!

— Daffy Duck

“I want to kiss you," I say, "but I seem to be holding this cat." Skunk lifts his hand and touches it to the…

— Hilary T. Smith

“We’re jus’ huntin’ skunks under water.”

— John Steinbeck

“Skunks can and will eat a rattlesnake”

— Adam Anderson

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

— Abraham Lincoln

“Here I'd finally met a good-looking man, and I was drunk as a skunk. And why a skunk, of all things? Are skunks somehow…

— Kerstin Gier