Skunk Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped a dog.

— Blink 182

“I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker." "Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The…

— Jaye Wells

“I would like to apologize for the rocking of this boat, but we are currently being humped by a whale.”

— Andy Parsons

“When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything—from the maid’s leg to my parents’ four-poster bed. He was insatiable.…

— Emma Chase

Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

— Anonymous

I didn't get humped on Hump Day. I demand a refund.

— Anonymous

We used to have skunks that would go under our house and scratch their backs. I remember after I had my first baby, I…

— Ree Drummond

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Dr. Stern told me that the wilderness of Carolina is alive wi’ fierce creatures—bears and wildcats and wicked panthers—and a great foul thing the…

— Diana Gabaldon

Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.

— Lloyd Doggett

Back in the 1950s, there was a top-secret program code-named SUNTAN being conducted at a top-secret facility called Skunk Works. Its objective? To develop…

— Annie Jacobsen

“No use trying to cat fight with a skunk.”

— D. Michael Quinn