Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“God, forget peanut butter and jelly. There is no better combination than a dirty mouth and sexy suit.” — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
“The world is made out of Nutella. You just need to stick your tongue out, so that you could really taste it.” — Nishikant Copy Share Image
“Just when I thought I had things under control, the reality of who I was smacked me squarely in the face. Being nuts was… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
“I hunger for your sleek laugh, your hands the color of a savage harvest, hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails, I want… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
“I'm greedy for a second serving of those words. I want a dessert of those words, a soup, a salad. I wanted to salt… — Alice Randall Copy Share Image
“He collected my hand to pull my finger out of his mouth. “Peanuts.” I laughed, breaking the shock I’d felt. “Bad?” “No,” he said,… — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I put my fingers in my mouth / and chew on what they've done.” — Keetje Kuipers Copy Share Image
“Who uses crunchy peanut butter?” he asked the room. “You might as well eat squirrel shit.” — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“You’re killing me because I want to taste you, everywhere.” I stop chewing the now-cardboard chocolate in my mouth and swallow hard. “Excuse me?”… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
