Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If you don't scratch your own back, you will have an itchy back.”

— L.F. Young

“There's nothing worse, than having a scratch you cannot itch.”

— Robert Black

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There ain't nothing worse than an itch you can't scratch.”

— Vanessa Reynolds

“You look good scruffy." "Now that I know you think that, I'll never shave again." She laughed again. "Remind me to look you up…

— Bella Andre

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Competitively, I’m looking for the edge. I need to shave off inefficiencies and get rid of this Beard of Mediocrity.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You're just jealous of my beard." "No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.”

— FayJay

“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has…

— Nick Spalding

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer