Good thing Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It's too bad we're not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I don't cuddle, I deep throat.”

— Edgar Vazquez

“Someone needs a cuddle.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Carbs and sugar were the food equivalent of getting a hug from a life-sized fluffy teddy bear.”

— L.H. Cosway

“Why am I always attracting women who still slept with stuffed animals?”

— Jerry Stahl

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done swallowing my pride, and I’ll be full…

— Jarod Kintz

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”

— Jarod Kintz

“....finally I see that it’s never been me, just a blanket that keeps you warm. Easily tossed along when something flashier or someone prettier…

— Anonymous

“If it's true what they say that you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.”

— Remy

“In a world so full of treachery, that was worth a few kisses.”

— George R.R. Martin

“You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster.”

— Philip C. Stead

“Is stuffed, de world, wif feeding girls.”

— John Berryman