Getting married Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If I wanted to buy you off I'd, I dunno, give you a big gift certificate to Amazon or something.”

— Emily Mah Tippetts

“You can get married for a few hundred dollars and divorced for the bulk of your assets.”

— Steven Magee

“Sell a million books - Very nice... Release a best seller - Amazing... Your book just makes one person smile, laugh or happy -…

— Jimmy Perrin

“The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mortar bookstores. The good news is that most of…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you know that you have an invaluable gift in you,but still you are facing great difficulties,keep in mind that you are just paying…

— Vatsal Dave

I've never received a dollar royalty to any of my books because I feel, as a slave everything that I have is a gift…

— Bill Bright

I'm trying to think of other ones. Oh, yeah, I'd say - somebody would buy something and we'd say, and because you are our…

— Steve Martin

I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com,…

— Easy A

I honestly thought I probably did sell 100 million books. That doesn't seem out of the ordinary to me.

— Clive Cussler

“A well-worn marriage was like a shop-soiled currency note. Its only fault was that it had been in circulation for too long – it…

— Manjul Bajaj

Books make great gifts because they're something you love that you can share.

— John Lithgow

“Fifty bucks says you’ll be thanking me for this when you meet your future wife.” “That’s an easy bet,” I said. I couldn’t imagine…

— Jamie McGuire