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Getting married Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Actual message in letter I mailed: Congrats on getting married! Here’s a hundred-dollar gift certificate to Amazon.com. You could buy something practical, or you could buy 101 copies of my .99 cents ebook. Just kidding—I didn’t mean to imply that buying 101 copies of my book was impractical.” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““Actual message in letter I mailed: Congrats on getting married! Here’s a hundred-dollar gift certificate to Amazon.com. You could buy something practical, or you could buy 101 copies of my .99 cents ebook. Just kidding—I didn’t mean to imply that buying 101 copies of my book was impractical. 
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Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

Source Email marketing campaign, 2022

A sarcastic offer mixes genuine congratulations with a joke about self‑promotion.

In simple terms: Congrats with a cheeky sales pitch.

Key Takeaway

Balance sincerity and promotion.

Themes

marketing humor gift-giving

Mood

lighthearted cheeky

Type

promotional personal

When to use this quote

  • holiday greetings
  • product launch
  • customer retention

Key Concepts

self‑promotion customer engagement digital sales

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can humor enhance brand trust?
  • When is sarcasm inappropriate?
A Different Perspective

Humor may dilute the message.

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