“Actual message in letter I mailed: Congrats on getting married! Here’s a hundred-dollar gift certificate to Amazon.com. You could buy something practical, or you could buy 101 copies of my .99 cents ebook. Just kidding—I didn’t mean to imply that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I wanted to buy you off I'd, I dunno, give you a big gift certificate to Amazon or something.” — Emily Mah Tippetts Copy Share Image
