I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“Actual message in letter I mailed: Congrats on getting married! Here’s a hundred-dollar gift certificate to Amazon.com. You could buy something practical,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“If I wanted to buy you off I'd, I dunno, give you a big gift certificate to Amazon or something.” — Emily Mah Tippetts Copy Share Image
