Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.” — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
“When blowing out someone’s candle you risk blowing out your own.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.” — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“The candle of his life burned out too soon, but it burned so brightly!” — Adriana Girolami Copy Share Image
“Be the candle that burns alone in darkness so that the world around can have some light.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“Some will see your flame and want to blow it out...others will approach with a candle...” — Lenita Vangellis Copy Share Image
“I love the way you lit candles, with the insistence that I never look, just so I can open my eyes and find the… — R. YS Perez Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
