Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz