Humor Quote by Jamie McGuire

“If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.”

— Timmothy Radman

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?”

— Mark Peter Hughes

“One voice at the back said something about her weighing the same as a duck, but nobody was in the mood.”

— Scott Meyer

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K Bromberg

“She is by no means a model character.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K. Bromberg

“I thought I was an obnoxious, geeky girl,” she replied. He smiled and she swallowed. “Do you still think you are?” he asked and…

— Mila Rossi

“Guess what?' I said. 'I have a psychic.' His head tilted questioningly, birdlike. A sidekick?”

— Wally Lamb

“I’ll be honest, right now you could probably talk me into anything. Chains or leather or ducks.” “Ducks?” “Whatever.” Pen pressed against him. “What…

— K.J. Charles

She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again. A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. "I hate ducks. Don't know why.…

— Cassandra Clare

“She’s an odd little duck, isn’t she?” “Who?” I ask. “Lady Sarah. Pity—she could be pretty, if she didn’t dress like a monk in…

— Emma Chase