Humor Quote by James Dashner

“I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain." Thomas shrugged, "I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right…

— James Dashner

“You look like shit,” Horse said helpfully as he pulled up a lawn chair next to me. He sounded almost cheerful, which annoyed me.…

— Joanna Wylde

“Sullivan, just pick it up.” He glanced at me, spearing a chunk of hot dog with his fork. “My way is more genteel.” I…

— Chloe Neill

“You dig ok Pony Boy”

— Susan Eloise Hinton

“if he were a pony I would offer him food, stroke his ears and scratch his neck; but he curls his lip at the…

— Cathy Cassidy

“That's the amazing thing a horse can do for you," he said. "You can have the shittiest day, and you can just spill your…

— Bruce Hornig

“He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half…

— Rick Riordan

“So I suggest you cut the cackle and come to the horses.”

— Agatha Christie

Yes, I’m a mouse. Squeak, squeak. Now shoo-shoo back to your little bug friends,” said Rirped, picking up a hunk of dried beef. He…

— Suzanne Collins

“You ate my horse?”

— C. Bailey Sims

“He shut the door behind him and set about locking many dead bolts before finally sliding the chain across. "Tough neighborhood ?" I asked.…

— Karina Halle

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck…

— Rick Riordan