Humor Quote by James Dashner

“Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love…

— James Dashner

“And then, with all her might, she focused her attention on the back of Po's head and screamed his name, inside her mind. He…

— Kristin Cashore

“Can I have a pony?” Oh, boy. I think about it for exactly one second. “Absolutely.” She squeezes me tighter and squeals. “Only…don’t tell…

— Emma Chase

“if he were a pony I would offer him food, stroke his ears and scratch his neck; but he curls his lip at the…

— Cathy Cassidy

“You ate my horse?”

— C. Bailey Sims

“You look like shit,” Horse said helpfully as he pulled up a lawn chair next to me. He sounded almost cheerful, which annoyed me.…

— Joanna Wylde

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure…

— Anonymous

“Don't kick the horse's mouth that feeds you.”

— Ryan Fowler

“You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“That's the amazing thing a horse can do for you," he said. "You can have the shittiest day, and you can just spill your…

— Bruce Hornig

“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.”

— John Green

“He ate my horse.”

— Brandon Sanderson