Humor Quote by Jacob D. Lochner

“Did you just spit something?” he asked, sounding curious and amused … “Never would have pegged you as a spitter, Vivian.” Eyes suddenly wide,…

— Alice Clayton

“Just don’t drink the Kool-Aid,” sniggered Chuck, nodding toward the hot tub. He leaned down and”

— Matthew Mather

“Jack Daniels. Damn, she broke out the good stuff for him.”

— Nick Webb

“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It…

— Amy Lane

“Yeah, I just needed to wash your fruity shot off my hands, and Shayne said it was okay to come up, so if it’s…

— Ella Frank

“Apparently unaffected, she rose. "Yeah, you're probably right. I should be going." She feigned a yawn. "You've gotta head back to work and I've…

— Kresley Cole

“umm I'm thirsty," Johnathan finally said. "Slug you want to pass me that bottle of-" "Oh, hell no."Riley said.”

— T. Ellery Hodges

“I've already seen what you've got," Liz said, completely out of patience. "Now gimme my wine." "It's not that. I want to show you…

— Kylie Gilmore

“He watched as she pressed the berry to her lower lip. He kept looking at her mouth after she'd done it. He knew he…

— Veronica Rossi

“tossed the bottle into the yard.”

— J.R. Tate

“...My friend Bo had just finished skinny-dipping when one of those bastards came trotting out of the woods and bit his dick clean off.”…

— Nick Wilgus

“Bob poured and brought two cups over, hardly rattling them on the saucers. "Drink up. This should restore your inner bitch." Bailey scowled at…

— Mark All