Funny Quote by Jack Dee Download Open image “One of my friends went on a murder weekendnow he is doing life for it” — Jack Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Life Love Murder
One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share Image
One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If I'm playing a murderer, I don't go out and start murdering people. — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
“Murder is something you read about, listen to on a wireless, see at the pictures, discover in print every Sunday morning when you open… — Molly Lefebure Copy Share Image
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The good thing about 'Have I Got News For You' is it's a compact show but it still gives everyone space to breathe, and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
