Adverts Quote by Jack Dee

“You’re not as cold as you pretend to be,’ she said. ‘I think your doors open in different places, that’s all. Most people just…

— Evan S. Connell

“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature…

— Flynn Meaney

My grandfather milked several cows twice a day and supplied the neighbours with dairy products. He liked to go visiting around the county on…

— Kary Mullis

“Even in a town that's covered with snow three-quarters of the year, it's unbearably cold standing in the shade of someone who's a bit…

— Fredrik Backman

“The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.”

— Maria Semple

Apparently we're now in a state where most ads are full of people looking at us in a way that would heat us up…

— Max Barry

“It’s a family joke that when I was a tiny child I turned from the window out of which I was watching a snowstorm,…

— Philip Roth

It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on…

— Tim Cahill

I used to live next door to a farm, so every day for awhile, I used to walk over and fed the cows, when…

— Paul Rudd

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.

— Dana Gould

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?'…

— Anonymous

Neighbours: the strangers who live next door.

— Richard Bayan