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We had wonderful wood-fired chicken in Dallas. We asked if they had a vegetarian option and the guy just said, 'We have chicken.'

— Dave Myers

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

— Steven Wright

I feel proud of myself for 'Chicken Shop Date' getting to a place where it's more of a mainstream thing. I've always wanted it…

— Amelia Dimoldenberg

“Just fry the d**n bird,' gave me license to play. Michael Garrett, my sous chef at the time, and I turned chicken skin into…

— Marcus Samuelsson

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how…

— J. B. Smoove

“We pass Tinsley's Fried Chicken with the big sign that reads, TRY OUR BIG, JUICY BREASTS.”

— Donna Cooner

“I am thinking that you're verra beautiful, Sassenach," he said softly. "Maybe if one has a taste for gooseflesh on a large scale," I…

— Diana Gabaldon

“I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck’s cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an…

— Jennifer S. Alderson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

— Steven Wright

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going…

— Mahesh Shroff

“What is the old American saying? Pretend it is chicken?”

— James Cambias