Bedroom Quote by Jack Dee Download Open image “They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom” — Jack Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bedroom Surfing Typing
I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish. — Brian May Copy Share Image
Surfing is like that. You are either vigorously cursing or else you are idiotically pleased with yourself. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's… — Tom Fasulo Copy Share Image
I have to be careful with surfing. It's still an addiction to me. It's all I want to do, and that's the big dilemma… — Chris Carter Copy Share Image
Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. — Laird Hamilton Copy Share Image
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The good thing about 'Have I Got News For You' is it's a compact show but it still gives everyone space to breathe, and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
Upload Radio is a new venture offering content creators and bedroom DJs the chance to get their own programmes on the air by buying… — David Hepworth Copy Share Image
The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Obviously, the state's responsibility should be to legislate rules for a well-ordered society. It has no right or duty to creep into the bedrooms… — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
My boy always wants to play football, but I have to hide the balls. I lock them in a bedroom; otherwis,e he will just… — Kyle Walker Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom.… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
“The bedroom was larger than our entire cottage. Its walls were pale green, delicately sketched with patterns of gold, and the mouldings were golden… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
