Comedy Quotes by Jack Dee

In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old…

— Jack Dee

One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it.

— Jack Dee

Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and…

— Jack Dee

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain…

— Jack Dee

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because…

— Jack Dee

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

— Jack Dee

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face

— Jack Dee

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

— Jack Dee

I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out.

— Jack Dee

I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I…

— Jack Dee

The good thing about 'Have I Got News For You' is it's a compact show but it still gives everyone space to breathe, and…

— Jack Dee

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

— Jack Dee

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

— Jack Dee

I had a longing for ritual, something I could cling to, a routine to make me feel well and contented. I hoped that reading…

— Jack Dee

But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of England, it feels like visiting an elderly relative. And…

— Jack Dee