Humor Quote by J.D. Robb

“They piss on your leg, tell you it’s raining, and then offer to sell you an umbrella with a smile.”

— Elliott Kay

“Take an umbrella, it's raining.”

— John Patrick

“I'm sorry that I'm both your umbrella and the rain.”

— Tablo

“Rats! It's rainy outside, And to be a good fella Invite a smile so wide Nobody needs umbrella!”

— Ana Claudia Antunes

“Sharing one umbrella, We have to hold each other, Round the waist to keep together, You ask me why I'm smiling- It's because I'm…

— Vicki Feaver

“I cup the bead in my hand and smile as I drift toward sleep, wondering what my rainy days are going to look like…

— Laini Taylor

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I thought a shit storm was coming, and I had no umbrella.”

— Barbra Annino

“You're getting me wet." He looked me in the eyes for the first time, and the corners of his mouth turned upward. "Although I…

— Janette Rallison

“Just stand still and let the rain pour down on you now.”

— Nora Carroll

“Stop trying to stay safe, stop trying to control your feelings. Don't put up an umbrella, feel the rain.”

— Fabian Black