Funny Quote by Hussein Nishah Download Open image “Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light” — Hussein Nishah ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Red light Time
The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth. — Manny Montana Copy Share Image
“All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to see if a cop saw them. I love the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE COOL." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was at a newspaper, I knew what an opportunity that was, and I religiously protected my time on the cop beat. — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If I see a cop, it's not like, 'Oh, there's a cop who's gonna keep me safe.' It's more, 'There's a cop who might… — Flying Lotus Copy Share Image
Honesty is not only the best policy, it is rare enough today to make you pleasantly conspicuous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One night I was standing on Third Avenue playing my guitar, when this big Irish policeman came strolling by, and stopped to listen to… — Frank Stallone Copy Share Image
Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to… — Due Date Copy Share Image
“I got a traffic ticket! For jumping a red light on my scooter. It turned out that I was being tailed by a policeman on a mountain bike. The cop didn’t accept my argument that since I was only going four miles an hour and making a right turn, I posed no danger to myself or others. “Red is red!”… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image