Humor Quote by Harry Caray Download Open image ““When I die, I hope they don’t cremate me ‘cause I’ll burn forever.”” — Harry Caray ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“The crematory fire is the only way our bodies can escape them. It's the absolute death.” — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“I could not burn your mortality from your body, so live before your days are gone and regret fills your heart.” — Janell Rhiannon Copy Share Image
“Meet people in such a manner that if you die they should weep for you and if you live they should long for you” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's kind of sad , the brighter they burn the sooner they die. They're beautiful while they last” — Lilliana Anderson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we burn and steal and rape and kill and sacrifice, Just to remind ourselves that we're still alive.” — Jukebox the Ghost Copy Share Image
“I want to be cremated. And I want my ashes spread over the lake, so I’m always with you, hangin’ around, silently judgin’ you.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Although you know that one day you will die, you live as if you won't.” — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
“I wonder if it will rain after we die. When you kill yourself, you don't know what happens next, afterward.” — Albert Borris Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming,… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
We all know the moon isn't made out of blue cheese...but if it was made out of bbq spare ribs would you eat it? — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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