Funny Quote by H.N. Turteltaub

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

— Anonymous

“i would be twice funny as i m now”

— Nozy

“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.”

— Milo Yiannopoulos

“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.”

— David Rakoff

“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.”

— Tom Althouse

“Some Jokes are half meant :)”

— Pearl Joy Lutero

“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.”

— Bauvard

“Comedians aren't funny, because comedians try to be funny, and people who try to be funny aren't funny.”

— Anonymous Blog Post

“I know I'm funny because I make myself laugh a lot!”

— Yohann Dafeu

“You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.”

— BJ Neblett

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse