Comedy Quote by Milo Yiannopoulos

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”

— H.N. Turteltaub

“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.”

— David Rakoff

“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Once you even acknowledge that there is a line, that there are things you shouldn’t be allowed to joke about, that there are words…

— Al Franken

“People never think things that are true are funny.”

— Melissa Kantor

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.”

— Bauvard

“The world is full of liars of different humours.”

— Frances Hardinge

“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.”

— Tom Althouse

“laughing is good. so long as you are not insulting anyone.”

— A Gentlemen

“We should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Laugh and fear not, creatures. Now that you are no longer dumb and witless, you need not always be grave. For jokes as well…

— C.S. Lewis