Comedy Quote by Milo Yiannopoulos

“It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim.”

— Mark Texeira

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

— Anonymous

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”

— H.N. Turteltaub

“i would be twice funny as i m now”

— Nozy

I'm twice as funny, I'm twice as smart, I'm twice as whatever when I'm around other people that challenge me.

— Andrew Stanton

“A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those to whom…

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!"…

— Jack Handey

“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one…

— Herman Melville

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

— Sean Spicer

I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there…

— Kate Clinton

“A witch, a Rider, a dragon, and a god walk into a monastery… There’s got to be a good joke in there somewhere.”

— Deborah Blake

“Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains...”

— Alan Moore

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

— Julius Charles Hare

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke.

— Paulo Coelho

A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton