Funny Quote by Nozy Download Open image ““i would be twice funny as i m now”” — Nozy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.” — H.N. Turteltaub Copy Share Image
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.” — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“I may have humored you in the past, but I’m done pretending. From now on, please accept that this is what I am.” — Kelsey Sutton Copy Share Image
“He'd never been one for jokes, but of course he'd pick now to get a sense of humor.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.” — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
