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“Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle…” quote by Jack Handey
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“Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.”

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