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“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

— Michael Showalter

“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny…

— Lindsey Kelk

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

— James Lipton

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

— craig ferguson

“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humorous, a person says, “That’s funny,” and when it’s funny, a person…

— Jarod Kintz

Comedians who aren't screenwriters are telling jokes that they themselves think are funny. They're expressing their own view of what they think funny is.

— Craig Mazin

Even the best comedians aren't always sure what is going to be funny, what is going to work. So that means they're constantly and…

— Phoebe Robinson

“All men are comedians, except maybe some actors.”

— Sacha Guitry