Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Keep your selfie to your selfie.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
A good selfie is when you successfully capture the feeling of that very moment! — Anamika Mishra Copy Share Image
When taking a selfie, remember the most natural pose is still best — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
For me the most important thing to do in a selfie is to have an opinion and to say something with the picture. Don't… — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A selfie, like any photograph, interrupts experience to mark the moment. In this, it shares something with all the other ways we break up… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
A selfie is a sort of interesting way to reclaim the gaze, right? You're looking at yourself and taking a photo while looking at… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
