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Cares Quote by George Carlin

“Nothing worse... nothing worse that to be stuck somewhere with some married a-hole and have to listen to him tell you about his f***in' kids... Let me tell ya something, folks... nobody cares about your children, okay?" Nobody cares about your children. I speak for everyone. I've been appointed by…” quote by George Carlin
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““Nothing worse... nothing worse that to be stuck somewhere with some married a-hole and have to listen to him tell you about his f***in' kids... Let me tell ya something, folks... nobody cares about your children, okay?" Nobody cares about your children. I speak for everyone. I've been appointed by the rest of the group to inform you we don't care about your children – that's why they're your children, so you can care about them and we don't have to bother.””

George Carlin

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up routine: “The Great American Dream” (1995)

The speaker mocks the notion that society cares about children, highlighting a cynical view that personal concerns are ignored.

In simple terms: People claim they don’t care about children, yet they’re responsible for them.

Key Takeaway

Recognize the irony in dismissing others’ responsibilities.

Themes

cynicism responsibility social commentary

Mood

sarcastic critical provocative

Type

satirical observational humorous

When to use this quote

  • family gatherings
  • parenting forums
  • public debates

Key Concepts

individualism parental expectations societal neglect

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you think apathy is a defense mechanism?
  • How does humor reveal social truths?
A Different Perspective

Overgeneralizes and may alienate those who genuinely care.

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